PREPARE TO PEE YOURSELF LAUGHING.......A Joke From Meg.

A man and a women are in bed sleeping. When they hear a knock on the door.
Honey, she says, "Go get the door"

Man reluctantly gets out of bed and heads downstairs to the front door. He opens the door to find a stranger outside.

Stranger, " Hey, man, sorry to bother you but do you think you can give me a push?"

Man, "No" Shuts door and heads back to bed.

Woman, "what was it?" Man, " Some guy asking for a push."

Woman, "You mean you didn't help him?"

Man, "No"

Woman, " Remember when we were on the side of the road and those people stopped to help us?" " I don't believe you, go help him!"

Man goes back outside and looks around and yells out into the dark, " Where are you?"

Stranger answers, " Over here on the swings."

It takes Meg to tell the joke to really make you laugh until you pee........she just loves telling a good joke. I did the best I could...... PLEASE LEAVE A JOKE FOR ME IF YOU HAVE ONE!!! Or let me know if you get me via Randomizer.......thanks!