My New Earth work is actually on twiiter.com/BookClubClass It's a text messaging book club. In case you came here from the Oprah website and were wondering where it all is. I'll bring my New Earth Work over here because, I guess this is where it's meant to be. Welcome to Jippyjabber! PS I am auntjippy on the Oprah message boards.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

PREPARE TO PEE YOURSELF LAUGHING.......A Joke From Meg.

A man and a women are in bed sleeping. When they hear a knock on the door.
Honey, she says, "Go get the door"

Man reluctantly gets out of bed and heads downstairs to the front door. He opens the door to find a stranger outside.

Stranger, " Hey, man, sorry to bother you but do you think you can give me a push?"

Man, "No" Shuts door and heads back to bed.

Woman, "what was it?" Man, " Some guy asking for a push."

Woman, "You mean you didn't help him?"

Man, "No"

Woman, " Remember when we were on the side of the road and those people stopped to help us?" " I don't believe you, go help him!"

Man goes back outside and looks around and yells out into the dark, " Where are you?"

Stranger answers, " Over here on the swings."

It takes Meg to tell the joke to really make you laugh until you pee........she just loves telling a good joke. I did the best I could...... PLEASE LEAVE A JOKE FOR ME IF YOU HAVE ONE!!! Or let me know if you get me via Randomizer.......thanks!

9 comments:

Ashley said...

OMG
hahaah
that's so lame
but like like silly lame
i love it.

Anonymous said...

Funny!
The only joke I really know is the interrupting cow joke, but you really have to do that one in person.

Amy W said...

I am so not good at telling jokes!

Thanks for stopping by my blog!

Anonymous said...

haha cute joke!

rachel said...

i'd share a joke, but i can't think of any that are funny read right now, so...sorry!

Kim said...

hehe - I needed that today. Too much bad news, too much work, not enough laughter.

jo said...

When I was little I had a book of riddles that I used to memorise and now I can't remember a single one! I also have a book of Aussie jokes somewhere I dunno what I did with it...

So instead I will post a link to some funny cat cartoons I found the other day:

http://www.student.ipfw.edu/~osbodr01/hallmarks/hallmark00.html

shaz said...

funny!
I am going to tell my hubby...

thanks for the smile, and the visit :)

Keetha said...

tee hee hee! Cute!
Thanks for commenting -