My New Earth work is actually on twiiter.com/BookClubClass It's a text messaging book club. In case you came here from the Oprah website and were wondering where it all is. I'll bring my New Earth Work over here because, I guess this is where it's meant to be. Welcome to Jippyjabber! PS I am auntjippy on the Oprah message boards.
Sunday, November 05, 2006
A man and a women are in bed sleeping. When they hear a knock on the door.
Honey, she says, "Go get the door"
Man reluctantly gets out of bed and heads downstairs to the front door. He opens the door to find a stranger outside.
Stranger, " Hey, man, sorry to bother you but do you think you can give me a push?"
Man, "No" Shuts door and heads back to bed.
Woman, "what was it?" Man, " Some guy asking for a push."
Woman, "You mean you didn't help him?"
Woman, " Remember when we were on the side of the road and those people stopped to help us?" " I don't believe you, go help him!"
Man goes back outside and looks around and yells out into the dark, " Where are you?"
Stranger answers, " Over here on the swings."
It takes Meg to tell the joke to really make you laugh until you pee........she just loves telling a good joke. I did the best I could...... PLEASE LEAVE A JOKE FOR ME IF YOU HAVE ONE!!! Or let me know if you get me via Randomizer.......thanks!